I Pay To Get
Choked
Because therapy is expensive. A shirt for people who train, have a real job, and are mediocre at best.
I got tired of going out in public and nobody knowing that I do jiu-jitsu.
How am I supposed to order coffee if the barista does not know I got heel hooked by a 22-year-old blue belt last night?
How am I supposed to attend my kid's soccer game if nobody knows I voluntarily pay a monthly membership fee to get strangled by my friends?
More importantly, how will complete strangers know that I have unresolved issues I am attempting to work through by aggressively hugging other adults in pajamas?
They won't.
Unless you are wearing this shirt.
Drop 01 Tee
This is a preorder. Once preorders close, shirts go into production.
The Jiu Jitsu Hobbyist Athletic Club
A club for people who keep showing up anyway.
- Aren't going pro
- Aren't opening a gym
- Have a real job
- Have responsibilities
- Are mediocre at jiu-jitsu
- Keep showing up anyway
Membership Benefits
What You Get
- People immediately know you train
- Other hobbyists will nod at you in public
- Increased likelihood of talking about jiu-jitsu when nobody asked
- Your spouse is slightly less concerned, because at least you are self-aware
What It Won't Do
- Will not improve your guard retention
- Will not make you better at passing
- Will not prevent white belts from trying to kill you
Join The Club
Yes, you do jiu-jitsu.
Yes, you are mediocre at best.
And somehow you are paying for the experience.
Limited first run. Once preorders close, that is it.