You Missed The
Drop, Ya Asshole
Drop 01 is gone. Sold out. Both shirts. While you were "thinking about it," people who actually commit got theirs. The good news: you can make sure it never happens again.
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I got tired of going out in public and nobody knowing that I do jiu-jitsu.
How am I supposed to order coffee if the barista does not know I got heel hooked by a 22-year-old blue belt last night?
How am I supposed to attend my kid's soccer game if nobody knows I voluntarily pay a monthly membership fee to get strangled by my friends?
More importantly, how will complete strangers know that I have unresolved issues I am attempting to work through by aggressively hugging other adults in pajamas?
They won't.
Unless you are wearing this shirt.
Gone. Both Of Them.
Here is what you could have been wearing.
The Original
Weekend Warrior
Drop 01 is officially closed. Next drop coming soon, and the list hears first.
The Jiu Jitsu Hobbyist Athletic Club
A club for people who keep showing up anyway.
- Aren't going pro
- Aren't opening a gym
- Have a real job
- Have responsibilities
- Are mediocre at jiu-jitsu
- Keep showing up anyway
What The Shirt Will Do For You
What You Get
- People immediately know you train
- Other hobbyists will nod at you in public
- Increased likelihood of talking about jiu-jitsu when nobody asked
- Your spouse is slightly less concerned, because at least you are self-aware
What It Won't Do
- Will not improve your guard retention
- Will not make you better at passing
- Will not prevent white belts from trying to kill you
Missed The Shirt? Get The Mug
For the people who work all week just to spend their evenings getting choked. Whether you are heading to 6 a.m. open mat, answering emails before work, or recovering after another "one more round," this mug is built for the everyday grappler. A small reminder that you do not need to be a world champion to love jiu-jitsu. You just have to keep showing up.
- Premium 11 oz black ceramic mug
- Durable ORCA-coated print for long-lasting color
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Comfortable C-handle
- Crisp, vintage-inspired artwork
Do Not Miss The Next One
Yes, you missed this drop.
Yes, that is on you.
No, it does not have to happen again.
Next drop coming soon. The newsletter hears about it first.