Jiu Jitsu Hobbyist Athletic Club
Jiu Jitsu Hobbyist Athletic Club

I Pay To Get
Choked

Because therapy is expensive. A shirt for people who train, have a real job, and are mediocre at best.

I got tired of going out in public and nobody knowing that I do jiu-jitsu.

How am I supposed to order coffee if the barista does not know I got heel hooked by a 22-year-old blue belt last night?

How am I supposed to attend my kid's soccer game if nobody knows I voluntarily pay a monthly membership fee to get strangled by my friends?

More importantly, how will complete strangers know that I have unresolved issues I am attempting to work through by aggressively hugging other adults in pajamas?

They won't.

Unless you are wearing this shirt.

The Official Uniform

Drop 01, Two Designs

Same club. Two ways to let the world know.

Jiu Jitsu Hobbyist Athletic Club original tee

The Original

Front
Jiu Jitsu Hobbyist Athletic Club
Back
I pay to get choked because therapy is expensive
$45Drop 01
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Jiu Jitsu Hobbyist Athletic Club second design tee

Weekend Warrior

Front
Jiu Jitsu Hobbyist Athletic Club
Back
Weekend Warrior Division, undefeated in my own head
$45Drop 01
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This is a preorder. Once preorders close, shirts go into production.

The Jiu Jitsu Hobbyist Athletic Club

A club for people who keep showing up anyway.

  • Aren't going pro
  • Aren't opening a gym
  • Have a real job
  • Have responsibilities
  • Are mediocre at jiu-jitsu
  • Keep showing up anyway

What The Shirt Will Do For You

What You Get

  • People immediately know you train
  • Other hobbyists will nod at you in public
  • Increased likelihood of talking about jiu-jitsu when nobody asked
  • Your spouse is slightly less concerned, because at least you are self-aware

What It Won't Do

  • Will not improve your guard retention
  • Will not make you better at passing
  • Will not prevent white belts from trying to kill you

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Yes, you do jiu-jitsu.

Yes, you are mediocre at best.

And somehow you are paying for the experience.

Preorder Yours

Limited first run. Once preorders close, that is it.